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• School District Settles Lawsuit That Alleged Racism in School - black eating fried chicken wings
  black went berserk - The Saucon Valley School District agreed to continue its anti-bullying program, provide anti-bias training for the next three years and pay almost $100,000 as part of the settlement. 
  - How to get rich quick by claiming racial bias and intimidation - beats working..... - (NNN Bias-lawsuits)

• (Black female) Nurse who found photo of noose on locker gets $3.8M payout
  HONOLULU (HawaiiNewsNow) - A nurse who found a photo of hangman's noose taped to her locker at a Hawaii hospital has been awarded a $3.8 million payout. A Circuit Court jury on Wednesday awarded the money, one of the largest damage awards in state history. Ellen Harris was a registered nurse in the intensive care unit at the Queen's Medical Center when she reported that patient safety was being jeopardized.  - (Bias Lawsuits)
  

• Settlement reached in lawsuit over Michael Brown's death - Parents extort money for death of their worthless black thug son
  They argued that the death of their son deprived them of financial support through his future potential wages. HANDS OUT - GIB ME CASH!!
  His only possible future wages would have been from being a drug dealer, pimp or armed robber. - (Bias lawsuits)

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• (Black female) New Jersey Officer Sues Department Over Racial, Gender Discrimination
• Hillside cop endured years of racial, gender discrimination, suit says
  A black Hillside police sergeant has filed a lawsuit alleging she endured years of racial and gender discrimination, including claims that supervisors prevented her from pumping breast milk and told her to style her hair like a white officer. Sgt. Qiana Brown also argues in the civil suit filed Jan. 31 that she has been denied a promotion to lieutenant because of her race and gender. - (Bias lawsuits)

• Secret Service, Agents Settle Over Racial Discrimination Allegations
  A long-running lawsuit accusing the Secret Service of discriminating against black agents appears to be coming to an end without a trial. The Department of Homeland Security, the Secret Service and more than 100 agents have reached a settlement agreement, the department says. A court still needs to approve the settlement. The Washington Post reports that the agreement calls for the Secret Service to pay $24 million, including lump sum payments as high as $300,000 per agent, but does not require the agency to admit wrongdoing. - (Bias lawsuits)

• Chicago Poised to Pay $5.3 Million in 2 Police Shootings (of two blacks) - (link fixed)
  Chicago is poised to pay more than $5.3 million to the families of two black residents who were fatally shot by police, including one case where a city attorney was accused of hiding evidence.

• Univ of Illinois settles with ex-coach, athletes who claimed racial hostility
  The University of Illinois has announced a pair of settlements involving former female basketball players who sued the school and its former football coach, Tim Beckman. Campus officials said Tuesday that the seven former players will receive a one-time payment of $375,000 to split among them. The University of Illinois Board of Trustees must approve the settlement. - (Bias lawsuits)

• New Jersey High Court Will Review (black) Trooper's Racial-Bias Suit
  The New Jersey Supreme Court will review a state trooper's million-dollar whistleblower and discrimination lawsuit that had been overturned by an appeals court. The court agreed last week to hear Detective Sgt. 1st Class Brian Royster's case against the state. A jury awarded the trooper more than $1 million in 2012 -- a decision that was overturned by a state appeals panel in March. - (Bias lawsuits)

• University of Illinois women basketball players treated 'harshly' but no evidence of racism
  Seven of the women have filed a federal racial discrimination lawsuit against the university. - (Bias lawsuits)
  

• Black auto shop workers file class-action suit against NYPD - (Bias lawsuits)

• Union to partially settle 44-year-old discrimination lawsuit
  A New York-based union for sheet-metal workers agreed to pay $12.7 million to partially settle a 44-year-old discrimination lawsuit brought by Hispanic and black workers, the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission said Thursday. . - (Bias lawsuits)

• Chase bank nixed black teller’s promotion: suit . - (Bias lawsuits)
  

• Pittsburgh City Council Settles Black Teacher's Suit Against White Officer
  The $52,500 settlement, ended 39-year-old Dennis Henderson's lawsuit against officer Jonathan Gromek. . - (Bias lawsuits)

• Macy’s will pay $650,000 to resolve racial bias inquiry . - (Bias lawsuits)

• Barneys settles racial profiling suit: Is discrimination by retailers common?
  The recently settled suit stems from a pair of October 2013 incidents involving two black customers of the store: Trayon Christian, 19, and Kayla Phillips, 21. . - (Bias lawsuits)
  

• Court rejects black bias lawsuit, but warns of implicit bias
  The Iowa Supreme Court rejected a class-action lawsuit Friday that alleged the Iowa executive branch discriminated against black job applicants, even while finding that African-Americans face subtle biases that make it harder to land employment. The plaintiffs were seeking millions of dollars in "lost" wages. . - (Bias lawsuits)

• Connecticut Town Paying $450K in Civil Rights Suit
  Attorneys for Latino residents who filed a civil rights lawsuit against a Connecticut police department say the town has agreed to pay the plaintiffs $450,000 and adopt heavy limits on immigration law enforcement. Yale University professor Michael Wishnie says East Haven agreed to adopt some of the strictest constraints on immigration enforcement of any city or town in the country. He says it has agreed to limit questioning about immigration status and won't enforce immigration detainers. The 2010 lawsuit was filed on behalf of a priest and Latino residents. . - (Bias lawsuits)

• Google Acknowledges "Diversity Problem" . - (Bias lawsuits)

• Black NY Firefighters Announce $98M Settlement
  A black firefighters' group that had sued New York City, alleging discrimination, says minority fire department applicants will be eligible to receive back pay totaling $98 million. Among other things, the Vulcan Society's lawyers say, the FDNY will create an executive position for diversity.. - (Bias lawsuits)

• Officials Say Black Farmers Lawsuit Sign-Ups Fraudulent
  Mississippi Attorney General Jim Hood announced previously that a settlement was approved two years ago and the deadline to be part of it expired in May 2012. Hood identified anyone still trying to sign people up and charging a fee as "scammers". . - (Bias lawsuits)
  

• Black Pennsylvania State Trooper gets $50,000 for being black - (Bias lawsuits)
  
  
• (Black) 'Star' sues Macy’s for alleged racial profiling - (Bias lawsuits)

• Black Farmers' Lawsuit Latest
  Meridian, Miss. Payments for the second wave of the Black Farmers' lawsuit are now being dispersed. The initial lawsuit was filed in 1997. It alleged that the U.S. Department of Agriculture discriminated against black farmers with the allocation of loans, disaster payments and other assistance. This month the U.S. government is starting to distribute 18,000 checks to the individuals who joined the second wave of the Black Farmers Lawsuit. According to the president of the Black Farmers and Agriculturalists Association, a total of 44,000 claims that were filed as part of the second wave of litigation were denied. Despite this fact, Thomas Burrell says it's not too late for others to seek compensation. . - (Bias lawsuits)

• Racial BLACKMAIL: BofA's Merrill to settle racial bias suit for $160 million - (Bias lawsuits)

• Wells Fargo to pay $175m for race discrimination
  US bank Wells Fargo will pay at least $175m (£113m) to settle accusations that it discriminated against African-American and Hispanic borrowers, the Department of Justice (DoJ) has said. . - (Bias lawsuits)

• Judge: Iowa hiring policies did not hurt blacks - alleged 'subconscious racism' . - (Bias lawsuits)

• Senate approves $4.5B payment to Native Americans, black farmers - (Bias lawsuits)

• U.S. approves settlement for black farmers
  The Obama administration announced a $1.25 billion settlement - (Newsroom) - (Bias lawsuits)

• Albertson's to Pay $8.9M in Colorado Bias Lawsuits
  The Albertson's LLC grocery chain will pay $8.9 million to 168 black and Hispanic workers who said they were subjected to racial taunts and a graffiti-laced restroom depicting lynchings and swastikas, federal officials said Tuesday. - (Bias lawsuits)

• California Jury Awards $61M to Lebanese for Harassment
  SAN FRANCISCO -- A jury awarded $61 million to two FedEx Ground drivers of Lebanese descent who claimed a manager harassed them with racial slurs for two years. Edgar Rizkallah, 43, and Kamil Issa, 36,  said in the discrimination lawsuit they were called "terrorists," "camel jockeys" and other epithets in 1999 and 2000 by Stacy Shoun, terminal manager for the Oakland FedEx Ground facility. Fedex Ground, the Pittsburgh-based trucking division of shipping giant FedEx Corp., plans to appeal.

• Walgreen seeks gag order in discrimination lawsuit
  Bruce Johnson of Houston is one of four black men who sued the company in June of 2003. The suit claims the clerk shouted a racial slur, slammed a door and refused service. - (Newsroom) - (Bias lawsuits)
  
  
• Company to pay $1 million to settle racial lawsuit
  Charles Hickman, a black man, said while he worked at Commercial Coating Service Inc., his white coworkers subjected him to racial slurs and allegedly tied a noose around his neck in a company bathroom. New millionaire Charles HIckman says he's "still haunted by the memories". - (Newsroom) - (Bias lawsuits)
  

• Best Buy faces allegations of discrimination
  SAN FRANCISCO — Six former and current employees of Best Buy (BBY) have sued the electronics retailer, alleging the company has purposefully excluded women and minorities from top-paying jobs as part of a "culture catering to white men". The civil complaint, filed in a San Francisco federal court Thursday, seeks to be certified as a class action so it can potentially represent thousands of women, blacks and Hispanics who work in Best Buy's 731 stores nationwide.

• Illegal Alien sues Border Patrol for "brutality"
  A Honduran man claims in a federal lawsuit that U.S. Border Patrol agents beat him up to the point that he was hospitalized for two weeks in 2003.
  Court records show that Santos Roque Ramirez Carias, an illegal immigrant, swam across the Rio Grande near El Calaboz, upriver from Brownsville, on Dec. 23, 2003. But U.S. Border Patrol officials said an administrative and external review of the incident cleared the agents of any wrongdoing and shows that Ramirez’s injuries were solely sustained when he was tackled while fleeing from the agents.
  - (-88-) - (Invasion!)

Former interim superintendent of the Pittsburgh Public Schools arrested for sex with homeless woman behind school
Threatened the school board with a racial discrimination suit for not getting permanent job,
but he offered to drop the lawsuit if the school board will give him three years of pay - although he would not have to show up for work. (That way he will have more time to pick up homeless women for sex in the back of his truck behind elementary schools, I guesss...) - (reader link) - (crime) 

• Sports: Black  Tennis Umps Charge Racism, Sexism
  Two tennis umpires, Cecil Holland, 47, of Queens, and Sande French, 47, of Albion, Calif. have filed a lawsuit alleging that the sport's international and national governing organizations discriminated against them after they complained that blacks and females were not treated fairly on the job. According to the lawsuit, Holland and French, who are black, and other minority umpires have been subjected to racial slurs while they faced limited opportunities in a hostile work environment. 

• Fifteen African-American employees at the Whirlpool plant in LaVergne have filed the class action suit
  Whirlpool officials said the claims of racism have been investigated by the Federal government and dismissed.
  The company added that it does not tolerate discrimination.   - (Tyrone N. Butts)

• New York: Plaza Hotel Settles Anti-Arab Bias Suit
  NEW YORK -- A lawsuit alleging that the Plaza Hotel harassed Muslim and Arab-American employees after the 2001 terrorist attacks has been settled, with management agreeing to pay $525,000 to a dozen workers.

• Bias Lawsuit Filed Against Colo. Company
  DENVER -- The U.S. Equal Employment Opportunity Commission filed a racial discrimination lawsuit Friday against a company where a noose was allegedly hung over a chalk outline of a body in the work area of a black employee.

• Seven Arab Americans Sue Denny's Owner Alleging Discrimination
  saying they were kicked out because of their ancestry and compared to Osama Bin Laden. - (reader link)

• Taxpayers stuck with bill for African "refugee" denied asylum
  Rosebell Munyua arrived at San Francisco International Airport in March 2001 seeking political asylum. Munyua's attorneys called the settlement a precedent-setting victory for all future immigrants seeking political asylum in the United States.
• New York: Sodexho Settles Large Racial Bias Case
  Food services company Sodexho Inc. agreed Wednesday to pay $80 million to settle a lawsuit brought by thousands of black employees who charged that they were routinely barred from promotions and segregated within the company.

• Salesman Wins $600,000 in Racial Complaint
  PHILADELPHIA -- A former salesman for the Philadelphia Eagles Radio Network was awarded $614,000 in a discrimination case after being given a book that advised blacks selling to whites not to wear Afros or African-style clothing. Shawn Brooks, 34, said his family is of mixed race. - (Bias lawsuits)

• Judge Throws Out Claim of 'Racist' Brutality on Fellow (Black Hispanic) Officer
  MIAMI (AP) - A well-traveled lawsuit claiming a racist police officer purposely ran over a plainclothes detective with his own department has been dismissed by a federal judge after once producing a $5.7 million jury award. U.S. District Judge James Lawrence King threw out the suit against Miami-Dade County. He noted "compelling evidence" against Sgt. William Alsbury but said the county couldn't anticipate racially motivated intent when Alsbury used his patrol car to run down Detective Michael Perez. "While it might be unwise policy to permit racists to serve as county officers, (Perez) has not presented evidence that a 'plainly obvious consequence' of employing Alsbury would be the intentional, unlawful use of force against African-Americans." Perez, who is black, was not in uniform when he was chasing a Radio Shack robbery suspect on foot in 1995. Alsbury, who said he thought Perez was a suspect, claimed he hit the detective when he lost control of his car on wet grass.
• Probe Prompts Review of Landmark Race Case
  SAN FRANCISCO -- Accusations against an attorney who worked on a federal case in which black farmers claimed the government denied them loans because of their race could affect the landmark civil rights settlement. Margaret O'Shea, 38, faces charges she worked as a public defender without a license to practice law in California, and critics are now questioning dozens of individual settlements with black farmers she previously handled at the U.S. Justice Department.

• Printing Giant Ends Discrimination Case
  CHICAGO -- After a decade-long court fight, printing giant R.R. Donnelley & Sons Co. has agreed to pay $15 million to settle a race discrimination lawsuit filed by black workers at a now-closed plant. The employees complained that co-workers used nooses and Ku Klux Klan costumes to intimidate them. Donnelley also was accused by about 600 black workers of discriminating in its hiring practices and the way it shut down its Lakeside Press plant in 1994. In settling the lawsuit R.R. Donnelley did not admit to any wrongdoing. - (bias lawsuits)
  

Cracker Barrel Settles Racial Discrimination Lawsuits for $8.7 - (reader link)

• Panhandle Utility Settles Racism Case for $380,000
  DESTIN, Fla. (AP) - A water and sewer system will pay $380,000 to settle complaints of racism, including the placement of a noose in a black employee's work area, state Attorney General Charlie Crist said Tuesday.

• Possibly Illegal Mexican Immigrants Get Discrimination Settlement
  Ten Mexican immigrants who alleged they faced daily ethnic insults on the job won a $600,000 settlement of their discrimination lawsuit. Attorneys for the workers and for the EEOC didn't know whether the plaintiffs were documented immigrants, but U.S. labor laws also protect illegal immigrants.

• Black Miami-Dade Police Officer Sues County, Claiming Racist Policy
  Officer Franklin Adams, who is black, said in the lawsuit that he received unfavorable job performance evaluations and was wrongfully suspended because he protested "police targeting black youths". Mark Berkowitz, Adams' attorney, did not immediately return a phone message and an e-mail seeking comment.
  
• Black Haitians' Suit Against Video Game Moves to U.S. Court
  WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. (AP) - A lawsuit that claims a top-selling video game is dangerous to society and asks that it be removed from store shelves will be decided in federal court. Haitian civil rights groups filed the lawsuit because the game, Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, instructs players to "kill the Haitians" and awards points for each kill.

UK: I WANT £6M FOR JUSTIN'S 'RACISM'
JUSTIN Timberlake's axed black tour manager is fighting for a £6million payoff claiming he was the victim of racist abuse. The 22-year-old singer is said to have insulted Ibrahim Duarte by telling him: "You n*ggers ain't s**t" . Other members of the group are accused of mocking and abusing black employees. Furious Duarte has now filed a lawsuit claiming he was dismissed because of his colour. - (reader link) - (bias lawsuits)

• Columbia faces race bias lawsuit
  Randy Raghavendra describes himself as a "dark-skinned Indian-American man,"

• West Chicago pays $100000 to settle bias lawsuit - accused the suburb of discriminating against Hispanics
• Bias lawsuit filed against owner of TV station which owns a Spanish-language television station KSMS in Monterey

• Nine illegal Mexican migrant invaders sue Wal-Mart for discrimination
  They're facing deportation after being arrested during raids on Wal-Mart stores. Now, nine illegal immigrants who worked as janitors are suing Wal-Mart for discrimination. They say they were paid lower wages and offered fewer benefits because they are Mexican. - (reader link)

• Family Says Army Shortchanging Former POW Shoshana Johnson
• Larger paycheck for Lynch unfair, POW family says
• Media images of Black women: From soft porn to the invisible soldier
  Jessica Lynch is receiving a $1 million book and a movie deal. What about Shoshana Johnson?
  She’s a single mother who joined the Army to be all she could be, or at least get the training she wanted as a chef. Instead, she became a soldier in President Bush’s war in Iraq. While traveling with the 507th Maintenance Crew, they were ambushed, fought back and taken as POWs.

• Detroit Black hopes to get $5 million dollars for 'racial profiling' - (Rick Dean)
  
  
• Blacks Sue Waffle House, Claiming Bias - hope to make big bucks from bias lawsuit

 * There are some wrongs that cannot be paid for in dollars.
    They must either be paid in blood or not at all. 
    Naturally, in our effeminate country, people love the lawsuit
    as much as they love the lottery and the slot machine, and
    they abhor and fear the idea of real justice. Money has
    become the ultimate corrupter of Americans, more
    powerful than sex or drugs. - Charley Reese Commentary

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