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Crazy, mad, going to hell in a handbasket post-American America is being invaded by lousy invaders from Mexico and the rest of the Third World who are deconstructing America and turning our land into a Third World sewer while pretending all they want to do is mow our lawns, get free (to them) medical and dental care and other freebies and be good non-citizens. So what does President George Bush, who is supposed to be protecting America from foreign invaders, do? He wastes all his time worrying about irrelevant Iraq. Why? It makes no sense. Unless...my eyes narrow to suspicious slits...dare we think it? Perhaps, Mr. Bush is a bit out of his saddle. No, not riding side saddle, that's a different sort of odd, but just kind of not sitting there like an upright, white hat wearing, singing cowboy. It's almost as though he's slouching to one side while wearing a sombrero and drinking too much tequila instead of wearing an all American Stetson and drinking just a little sarsaparilla. |
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Bush's obsession with Iraq seems nutty. It's loopy. It's crazy. It's insane. With real enemies crossing our borders each day, why in the hell is Bush conjuring up imaginary enemies far away and allowing our ship of state to sail in meaningless circles? Meaningless circles? Hmmm. Maybe it's just my TV, but I swear Bush is looking more and more like Humphrey
Bogart as Captain Queeg in the Caine Mutiny. I'm half expecting to see a press
conference with Bush mindlessly rolling a pair of steel ball-bearings in one trembling
hand as he rambles on about how Saadam Hussein has stolen Bush's quart of strawberries
and is hiding them someplace. Bush seems so obsessed with Saadam that I wouldn't
even be surprised if he ordered the strip search of every Iraqi to find the secret
key that will lead to the proof that Saadam--that evil fiend--has those strawberries
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Will we have to wait until after we go to war against a backward pile of sand--that Bush is pretending is a threat to the world--for the expose insider books to come out? Will we have to wait a couple of years to read the memoirs of some bloodless sycophantic staffer who was near Bush, in the here and now, who claims he had secretly believed Bush was looney tunes? And, will we have to put up with the usual after the fact whiny mea culpas from some staffer seeking absolution for remaining silent? If any staffers are reading this, and if they have such thoughts, please speak up now, and don't wait until after Bush is in the rubber room to tell the American people the truth. Tell us all now. Is Bush running nude up and down the streets of Washington, D.C. screaming "I'm gonna git ya Saadam," I'm gonna git ya! And, when I do, I'm a gonna hog tie ya and ride ya until you show me them strawberries"?  Will
we read, in some future book "Bush was obsessed with Saadam, like a stalker
might be obsessed with a movie star"? Will some anonymous former staffer
tell the newspapers "He had photos of Saadam in the bottoms of all the urinals
in the White House, and he'd start most conversations with 'Damn Saadam.' It was
weird. I'd pass him in a White House hall, and when I'd say good morning, Mr.
President, Bush would scowl and say 'Damn Saadam, good morning.'" |
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Will we tune into some TV talk show and see various
pop psychologists doing post-mortems of the Bush war and claiming that they knew
all along that Bush's neurosis was an attempt to get love and respect from his
father. Will they claim that because George had been sent to a boarding school
in New England, far from Texas where his father and mother were living, that young
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a deep sense of rejection that he internalized? Will we hear some pompous ass,
maybe speaking in a Dr. Strangelove accent, saying that Bush just never felt he
could live up to what his father wanted, and this caused him to hate his father
and that these feelings of hatred were transferred to Saadam Hussein. Then, the
tension in the subconscious mind of Bush the younger could only be relieved by
psychologically whacking a socially acceptable father figure--Saadam?|
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of our nation are the ones who are nuts. Maybe we should just roll over and play
dead as Norman Rockwell Americana is replaced with Frieda Kahlo Mexicana. Maybe
we should forget the 4th of July and replace it with Cinco de Mayo. And, maybe
we should all learn to sing they're coming to take me away, they're coming to
take me away...in the new Lingua Franca of Mr. Bush's post-American America...Spanish. |
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maybe Bush's approach to Saadam doesn't indicate any deep psychological issues
at all. That's the way most decent citizens would like to have it with their President.
However...crazy like a fox? Fox? Vicente Fox? My eyes narrow to suspicious slits
once again. The real problem for America is Mexico and other Third World nations.
Now, how can we get Mr. Bush to understand this? How can we get him to see that
what he's not doing to protect our borders right here in the U.S.from a massive
Third World invasion is really koo koo? Why is Bush so obsessed with a nation
that isn't doing anything to American citizens while he's so oblivious to the
real harm being caused by Mexico?|
Meanwhile, down in Texas and Arizona where the
sun beats down mercilessly on dry as a bone land, and where the flies and gnats
swarm like small clouds to steal the life from other living things,some |
| To the elites of America who play cowboys on the weekends, illegal aliens are maids and gardeners. To the millions of middle class Americans, though, they are job stealers and street thugs.  Cowboys?
Maybe Mr. Bush isn't so much a genuine American cowboy as he is a Mexican drug
store vaquero. And, maybe that's why he won't stop the invasion. To him, it isn't
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are trying to make a living operating ranches. It's not an easy life in the best
of circumstances, and it's a lot less easy when the ranches are being over run
by illegal aliens who also swarm like small clouds to steal the life out of this
nation. The border is so open that it seems there are more illegal aliens running
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