It’s a daily crap shoot to figure which colored gang will get its ass kissed first by race pandering white politicians. In many places it’s usually the Amerinds. (A sovereign and noble race of drunks). But, judging by news reports, the past few days it happens to be the Negro savages pillaging New Orleans. Although you’ll never hear the race pimps in the print media, the talking heads or talk show hosts (Limbaugh, Hannity or Hedgecock in particular) mention the word "negro," the photographs and video footage of black savagery speak for themselves. Even by CNN and NPR standards, these beasts are definitely not Norwegians. But mark my words, before this is over Wolfowitz, Perle, Chertoff, Rove will be investigating Irish nuns for shooting at relief helicopters.

But then again there are not enough Caucasian males around to fill a phone booth who actually care about what’s happening to America generally and their race in particular. They are busy shopping at Wal Mex, watching baseball, football, basketball, hockey, MTV or pornography. While white women are just there for the taking to whatever gang happens by. And as long as their kidnappings and rapes don’t inconvenience anyone, it’s no problem. Actually Caucasian women don’t seem to be terribly concerned either. In my town they are snatching up Negro males faster than they become available. Actually, if FEMA thought creatively, it could begin relocating the Mau Maus from New Orleans to small communities across the country where there seems to be shortage of self-designated African males for the available Caucasian girls. Thereby accomplishing the dual objectives of government sponsored miscegenation while bringing rural America into the whirlwind of African tribal savagery. What more could you ask for? Baseball, Beer and Boobs have replaced Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness as the pillars of popular American culture.

In the meantime the treacherous moron from Texas, Presidente Jorge Arbusto, is tirelessly surrendering as much of America as he can to the race of mestizos. Descendants–as they boast with pride–of the barbarous murderers known to history as Aztecs. What a hell of a legacy–Bullfights, dog fights, cock fights, human sacrifice, cannibalism and tortillas. This is what Americans have fought and died for over the past 230 years?

Unless America’s white boys get their collective head out of rectal enfilade, we will most certainly lose this race war. It could already be a done deal. I’m afraid what we are living through now is the lull that precedes occupation. Still, I realize that this condition of subjugation is what the majority of Americans want–as long as it’s convenient, entertaining and the soccer uniforms fit. In spite of that, I simply can’t warm to the idea of voluntarily submitting to the shackles of slavery while the Bushes-Clintons-Kennedys put us to the sword of globalization under UN mandate.

But, then again, maybe the Cubs will make it all the way this season.